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penfairy:

penfairy:

Imagine if you were a Christian medieval person from a small village and you had a feud with your neighbour… how annoying would it be to see them in church every Sunday? Not only are you obliged to be in the same space with them every week but you’d have to watch them receive the sacrament and have their sins forgiven even though you know damn well they don’t deserve it… and on top of that you get the priest preaching “love thy neighbour” from the pulpit, I think the fuck not, I’ll not love an unneighbourly misbegotten churl such as he, preach though thou might, father

I think I just got possessed by the ghost of a man who’s still really upset about his neighbour’s pigs eating his cabbages

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soulsoaker:

eggcup:

*walks up to the mcdonald counter*

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yeah i’ll have a fuckin uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

imagine explaining this to the person who made that statue

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therealpeaches:

demonladytakkuri:

kerwinsartfreakshow:

did a little test on myself

Why does your Peggy from memory look more like Hank Hill than your actual Hank Hill from memory I’m shook

What is a Peggy? A hank with glasses?

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plantkat:

captaindoubled:

instant-oatmeal:

gad-riel:

If anyone is looking up for the chance in getting into entertainment and making a new generation of kids find some clues, it’s youre time to shine!

Don’t wanna dissuade anyone from auditioning, but here’s your competition: 

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????? HELLO???

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moistflow:

teacher: alright, since no one is raising their hands i’m gonna pick people

me:

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honestlyyoungpersona:

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At such moments, I realize that all these stupid stereotypes about us do not have the right to exist

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vampireapologist:

Don’t underestimate how badly I want to be around to name the next supercontinent

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tchailla:
“ humanity: by 2018 we’re gonna have flying cars
2018: government Health Canada issues a legitimate warning for people (aimed at adults as well) not to eat Laundry Pods
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tchailla:

humanity: by 2018 we’re gonna have flying cars

2018: government Health Canada issues a legitimate warning for people (aimed at adults as well) not to eat Laundry Pods